1) A girl and a guy get married and the girl gets pregnant. Sothe doctor tells them not to have sex until the baby is delivered.But the couple get very horny one night and start having sex.Suddenly the guys penis gets stuck in the gals vagina. Theystruggle a lot but he can't get it out. So they get over to thehospital and call for the doctor. The doctor gives the girl a sweet and tells her to swallow it.She does so and suddenly his penis comes out. afterwards she asks the doctor how he did it andhe explains" when the baby saw the sweet, he left the banana."
(2) Sub : "The Baby's Point of View"A baby was born who was so advanced,he could talk.He look around the room and saw the doctor."Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Yes, I am," said the doctor. "Thank youfor taking such good care of me during birth." He looked athis mother and asked, "Are you my mothers?" "Yes, i am," she said."Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?""Yes, I am," his father answered. The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with hisindex finger seven times saying, " I want you to knowTHAT HURTS!"
(3) Ah Beng gets home early from work and hears strangenoises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says."I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4- year-old son comes up and says,"Papa!Uncle Kow is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" Ah Beng slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor. "You bastard," says Ah Beng, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids.